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Was advertised as a ‘meatball sub’. I don’t know what I was expecting.
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Was advertised as a ‘meatball sub’. I don’t know what I was expecting.


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by couchbo0yz

44 Comments

  1. Gloomy-Restaurant-42

    Meatball Subpar, more like. 😣

  2. Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

    That’s a chonky-looking meatball, though. Sucks that it’s on some ciabatta. Horrible sandwich choice for that meatball lol

  5. CurlySquareBrace

    You thought they meant submarine but with that size it’s moreso the submersible

  6. PGHxplant

    A careful “Hulk smash” and you’ve got a primo sloppy joe.

  7. ChewbaccaOnFries

    Why wouldn’t they at least cut it in half so it fit the bread better. This just looks like a scam.

  9. checock

    Is meatball, not meatballs, so it checks out.

  10. ShiftyState

    I don’t see what’s shitty about this except they bamboozled you a bit, but not in an awful way. That looks to be 1/3 to 1/2 lbs of meat. All the other boxes are ticked except this isn’t really a submarine sandwich due to the bread (and well, there’s only a single meatball, as big as it is), and it’s unwieldy. In the days of the jaw-unhinging tower burgers, this is fairly tame as far as bamboozles go.

  13. Turbulent-Matter501

    that reminds me of the burned, baseball shaped ‘burgers’ on wonder bread that my mother used to make and it’s probably just as easy to eat.

  18. PrincessMold444

    that is…. not a sub.. thats a slider

  19. OrangeNood

    I would take the meatball out, put in some greens and call it a vegi sandwich, and eat the meat ball separately.

  20. SaltySallymander

    A bit odd but I’d cut it into two or three pieces to spread it out more and probably still go for it

  21. Far-Offer-3091

    If they just said sandwich or slider they might have gotten away with it.

    Sub? No, that is not a sub.

  23. EvilChefReturns

    You thought it was a “meatball sub” but it was “A meatball” sub

  25. Miserable-Ad5401

    If I had to make that for myself, I would have just thrown the meatball into a hot skillet and chop it up, cover with cheese and dump the whole thing onto bread.

  27. Hot-Refrigerator6583

    I know what I would have been expecting….this is at least kinda close

  28. nicenecredence

    That is a meat ball on a dirt cheap roll with some sauce they forgot to scrape off, I guess. Wack.

  29. chickenskittles

    Doesn’t look bad at all if you like meatballs.

  30. Atzkicica

    Kinda wanna see their take on a water melon or a pine apple.

  31. TastyBraciole

    I mean. It didn’t say “meatballs,” did it?

  32. GirthyPigeon

    That’s just a burger ball with pasta sauce. Smoosh it a bit, happy times.

  33. Ambitious_Clock_8212

    The only things bothering me are the bread not being toasted and no melted provolone. Otherwise, a PERFECT one serving meal.

    I am sick to fuck of piles of lame food a few good bites are the BEST.

  34. Shadowpriest

    I’d be wondering how much OP was charged for…. and if there was a little cup of extra sauce to go with that monster of a meatball.

  36. Ok_Understanding5184

    I wouldn’t hate that at all if it was advertised correctly on the menu it honestly looks banging. But I would be pissed if I got that when I ordered a full sub.

  39. NumbDangEt4742

    That looks delicious and to the point

  41. joe102938

    This is, like, the definition of mediocre.

    It looks good. I’d eat it. But it really needs more cheese. And sauce. And maybe more seasoning. Meat to bread ratio is reasonable, but really needs more cheese and sauce.

  42. HotHits630

    Squish it and you’ll have a smash burger.

    You’re welcome.

  44. paulsoleo

    Probably not one giant fucking meatball on a ciabatta roll, that’s for sure.